Saturday, October 01, 2005

The Triple L Club

Triple L...I can't remember what the third L stands for, but the first two are losers and love. Yes my dear people, the club is called the Losers at Love Club. A bit of history is in order. Scarlett, my co-founder, and I were on IM one dark and lonely night. We were discussing the tragical happening of when you like someone and they don't like you back. Also discussed was how hard it is to get over someone you REALLY like. Contrary to common belief, tragical IS in fact a word, and is used in the above context.

We hashed this out, and realized that we couldn't possibly be the only ones in this situation. Immediately a few names came to my mind, and hers as well if I'm not mistaken. With this realization came the idea for our club. This club will be open to everyone who would like to join. All you must do is pay our modest entry fee and tell us your truly tragical story. If you must, you are welcome to obscure names as necessary.

Our bright idea may fall under the yenta category in some eyes, but it really is the exact opposite of yenta izing. We are trying to help the poor people who are in tragical circumstances to work through it with support. Obviously support is VERY important in these cases. Our song shall be Siberia, with the key line being "'cause it's all so dark and mysterious/when the one you want doesn't want you too". We will all work together to talk about whatever need talking about and try to encourage each other to move on...or at least get a start on it.

We know that many will be able to join the club, as all of us have gotten our hearts broken at some point or another in our lives. Several friends have already been informed of the formation of the Triple L Club and have expressed interest in joining. We welcome you with open arms. Join today!!

9 Comments:

Blogger eChuckler said...

Dear,
You are still young. You have a few years before you "have" to worry about serious relationships. Don't worry!!!

3:37 PM, October 01, 2005  
Anonymous Liana said...

Sounds like a good time...lol.

4:50 PM, October 01, 2005  
Blogger born2fly said...

Your club is the reason i dont date :) males suck (present company excluded)

1:33 PM, October 02, 2005  
Blogger John W. Sikma said...

i object, males do not suck... um.... that's all i have to say

10:15 AM, October 03, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

oh, come on john, you know you should join this one. its the club of the century! the L's stand for "losers in love life" isnt it touching? i know i know... sniff and all that good stuff... john, comment on my blog
tata

2:46 PM, October 03, 2005  
Blogger Erika said...

Chuck, you are indeed right. However, this helps little with the lad I desire to get over. Suggestions?

Li, it will be indeed!!

Abbs, the reason you don't date is because of ur pact thingie I thought!! All the talks I had with ur some1 never helped...I must be losing my special touch.

John, not all guys suck either, which I'm sure Abbs knows. Don't worry, we don't think you suck.

Scarlett, I'm sure John could indeed join if he so desires, along with Chuck, Li, and Abbs. It IS a wonderful club!!

4:32 PM, October 03, 2005  
Blogger redhead said...

just so that u guys can say you have one new join-ee, i'll join. :) i'm sure i've gotten my heart broken ONCE OR TWICE ;) guys r dumb. throw rocks at *most of* them.

10:21 PM, October 06, 2005  
Blogger born2fly said...

wow john you put up such a fight for your sex
erika....i dont quite no what to say about your talks, but they must be 2 no avail. Males suck because they are mean 2 me, and of course the pact!

5:34 PM, October 10, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And of course you've never provoked them.

-The Anonymous Blogger

10:55 PM, October 20, 2005  

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