Saturday, November 12, 2005

Throwing of Objects

As I normally hear the girl's perspective on stuff, I've come to an oft repeated conclusion: Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!! Now, bear to mind that this is not the case for all guys. Some deserve boulders thrown, others merely small pebbles. Also, it has been brought to my attention that girls sometimes deserve similar treatment. We, however, deserve only rock candy and marshmellows to be thrown at us. It's all quite complex, really. The degree of hardness of the object, the distance from which it is thrown, and the strength with which it is thrown must all be taken into careful consideration. Since this post is going nowhere, I shall stop.


Blogger John W. Sikma said...

i agree! Erika, this is the smartist post yet. BOYS ARE STUPID! THROW ROCKS AT THEM! It's the only logical way.

10:35 PM, November 12, 2005  
Blogger Jesse said...

We're not all bad... I do probably deserve quite a few things thrown at me though.

8:22 PM, November 13, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very sexist thing to say. I feel like striking you with a candy cane!

7:00 AM, November 14, 2005  
Blogger eChuckler said...

Boys get rocks thrown at them, while girls get candy thrown at them. Why is that?

Well, logically, one must conclude that boys can take the tough things in life being thrown at them, while the girls can only handle the sweet fluffly stuff.

I don't think you helped your cause there, Erika.

1:14 PM, November 14, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous II said...

Who says candy can't be tough? Obviously your teeth have never been in mortal combat with a Jolly Rancher...

3:51 PM, November 14, 2005  
Anonymous Liana said...

I agree Erika. Probably not a boulder tho

6:37 PM, November 14, 2005  
Blogger born2fly said...

erika...i do know some who deserve boulders, and many who deserve the general mid sized rock...but yeah they all deserve the pebbles...just for being born male lol

7:34 PM, November 14, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

i like that! im gonna bring rocks to school tomorrow to chuck at guys... they deserve it. some more that others. gosh, why didnt i think of that?

8:12 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger Erika said...

John, I'm glad ONE guy understands:-)

Jesse, admitting you have a problem is the first step to fixing it!!

Anon, since I don't know your name, I don't much care if you think I'm sexist!! that wasn't nice, sorry...but leave a name, k??

Chuck, there was no meaning behind ne of my words, and no true logic to my post!! Just read it for what it is!! No psychoanalyizing ANYTHING I say regarding guys!! Thats the rule!!

Anon ii, although I am angry you are an anon, thankyou for distinguishing yourself from the FIRST anon. Good point, too...those things can be cruel and heartless!!

Li, you of all people SHOULD agree!!

Abbs, no arguments here whatsoever!!

Scarlett, its because you aren't me, OBVIUOSLY, so therefore you wouldn't THINK like me!! That is why I TELL you people this stuff!!

8:22 PM, November 15, 2005  
Anonymous Hesbellikar said...

said with a soft k. Don't forget some guys have a soft heart.

7:05 AM, November 16, 2005  
Anonymous Liana said...

Oh i me

3:03 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

guys have soft hearts? do they have hearts, that is the question!

4:16 PM, November 16, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:20 PM, November 16, 2005  
Anonymous hesbellikar, (soft k) said...

Oh Scarlett, such cynicism at such a tender age. I know you don't mean it. A guy's heart may be hidden, but surely it exists. You have the power to find them and test them. Be gentle.

6:20 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

um, question, how hard should i look for a guys heart until i give up? i will be gentle, mr. soft k guy... who are you anyhow? dont you worry about me... if i dont turn out to be a cynic, ill be stoic.

8:05 PM, November 17, 2005  
Blogger eChuckler said...

Better a stoic than a mormon.

12:24 PM, November 18, 2005  
Blogger Eva Lemmon..? said...

I suggest that you run them through with a whisk, so you don't miss the little raisin that most would call a guy's heart. Or so I've been told.

Between you, me, and the rest of the world, at our ages its rather poinless.

7:44 PM, November 18, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

hmm, too true evva

8:33 PM, November 18, 2005  
Blogger Erika said...

Hees-bell-i-car? like that? I need phonetic spelling:-) And I do believe that SOME guys have soft hearts. Its just so frusterating when the ones you pick don't have soft hearts toward YOU!! and who are you??

Li, good!!

Scarlett, keep looking dudes. One of these days we'll find Mr. Right and live happily ever after. Thankfully we have some time yet!!

Chuck, I'd hafta agree with ya there!! Mormans, with a gazillion wives, I'm sure want to throw rocks at the OTHER wives, too!!

Evie, maybe it would be easier to run them through with the wisk if you made a jello mold of 'em? Else it might be really hard to put 'em back together, yanno? And we know we have time...but its never to early to start looking, right??

1:03 PM, November 19, 2005  
Anonymous hesbellikar (soft k) said...

The phonetics of my name are complex. Sorry to say. And to be truthful I can't. You see the name Hesbellikar with a soft k is in its entirety phonetically like this: The two e are long, the s is silent, the first l is silent, the k you know is soft but so soft that it is silent too, the i is long and the a is short. I wouldn't lie to you, wood eye?

You may pretend to be a stoic if you chose dear Scarlett but I would suggest that you at least secretly search for that perfect heart to match yours. And then at an unexpected moment when all hope seems lost, POOFF ! ! , . . .

8:38 PM, November 20, 2005  
Anonymous hesbellikar said...

Oh, yea I forgot to say that I am a tottering old fool, but I have a soft heart. My soft heart is now put away into a chasm deep, it is surrounded by a ubiquity of cold stone faces, unclimbable, and there is no escape, but I can shout out and sometimes you can hear me. Maybe I can warn you about the stupid things I've done. My heart belongs there, I must confess. If you roll a boulder down, it may take away my misery.

10:13 AM, November 21, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

dont feel like finding mr. right. he'll probably be some freakoid or some love struck moron. such is my life. sigh

8:25 PM, November 21, 2005  
Blogger Petunia McGillicuddy said...

I'm surprised at you people, all this talk of boulders and girls and boys and no one said something about how girls carry their ammunition around in over the shoulder boulder holders.

ahem. well then.

1:29 PM, November 27, 2005  

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