Thursday, June 16, 2005

The Glory of Hot Glue

Until last year, I wasn't a large consumer of this product. In fact, I'm not sure I ever used it. Thankfully, this tragic occurrence was fixed during last year's Mission Possible for Science Olympiad. I fast learned that the cure for anything, from a broken lever to gluing hair on a barbie doll to securing fingers together, is hot glue. No matter what the issue, hot glue can solve the problem. Got water leaking? Layer of hot glue should fix it. Holes in the tube? Hot glue 'em!! Crutial lever snaps off 15 minutes before competition? RUN for the glue gun!! Hot glue, as its name indicates, is a substance of high temperature. Because of this, dripping glue on one's finger inflicts great pain upon said finger. Also, if you happen to drip vast quantities of said glue upon a finger, it will leave a scar...For at least one year, its still there in fact, so even longer probably. Hot glue is the way to go by far!! If you've never had the opportunity to use it, I'd definitely recommend it to you!!


Blogger Eva Lemmon..? said...

Oh yeah? Well, you don't know the power of,(dun dun dun..)

MED TAPE!!!!!!!!

10:48 AM, June 17, 2005  
Blogger Eva Lemmon..? said...

Or,(tra la la..?)

SUPPER GLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:50 AM, June 17, 2005  
Blogger Chaz said...

Hey, nice post. I was thinking, if you put up a link to my blog,, I'll put up a link to your blog on my site.

1:34 PM, June 17, 2005  
Blogger John W. Sikma said...

I prefer duct tape. I use it for everything (except underwhere) unless of course under emergencey.

2:50 PM, June 17, 2005  
Blogger John W. Sikma said...

i meant underwear of course. (BTW, sorry about Chazz Erika, he appeared from thin air and won't leave our circle of blogging. He doesn't give a darn about your blog, he just wants more comments. Try to ignore him.

2:52 PM, June 17, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

yo, hot glue rock... even tho i've never used it...

9:29 PM, June 17, 2005  
Blogger Erika said...

Evie, I'd go for the dun dun duuuun!! SUPPER glue tho? is that made from like, rolls and mashed potatoes r what??

Chaz, if i had a clue how i would.

John, thanx 4 lookin' out for me!! I'm sorry about ur underwear too:-)

Scarlett, u'll hafta come over sometime n use mine then, k? cuz its SUPER stellar;-)

11:03 AM, June 18, 2005  
Blogger Eva Lemmon..? said...

Hee hee hee, no, it's made out fo really old "Jell-0TM" There is an overabundence of it in the midwest.

12:00 PM, June 18, 2005  
Blogger Erika said...

ahhh, that explains it Evie!! is old jello only prevelant in the Midwest, and if so, what do they use on the west and east coasts?

3:04 PM, June 18, 2005  
Blogger Eva Lemmon..? said...

They aren't practical enough to use anything, so they just throw everything out.

8:05 AM, June 20, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

what john's underwear... this is scaring me..

11:44 AM, June 20, 2005  
Blogger Erika said...

aah evie, THEY aren't using their ingenuity!! such a sad thing...what a waste!!

Scarlett, john's underwear are HIS really shouldn't be discussing them on such a public forum;-)

11:29 AM, June 21, 2005  
Blogger scarlatti said...

you started it erika

9:44 PM, June 22, 2005  
Blogger born2fly said...

hot glue is best....period. It help me pass physical science with an A-. I'm a beliveer

12:03 PM, July 10, 2005  

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