Thursday, January 19, 2006

2020

BREAKING NEWS- Erika VanUnknown has just announced her intent to run for president in the 2020 elections. She plans to have John Sikma be her vice-president. She plans to run on a Hugs, Not Drugs platform. Says VanUnknown, "It's very important for kids today to remember to make good choices!!" Sikma agrees, saying, "Hugs can fix anything, even cars." Together they plan to implement a new policy regarding boyfriends and girlfriends. They intend to outlaw such relations altogether. Aware of the controversy that could surround such an issue, VanUnknown says, "Boys are VERY overrated. Who needs them?" Sikma, from the other side, says that though he doesn't want a boyfriend as he's not gay, he agrees with VanUnknown. More information on the election to follow.

22 Comments:

Blogger Bensinger333 said...

Shottie Secretary of Awesome!

6:21 PM, January 19, 2006  
Blogger John W. Sikma said...

It's true! I'M NOT GAY!

6:36 PM, January 19, 2006  
Anonymous maria said...

heeeyy...i think your really exciting:) lol plus i think your really good at school... and yea ur pretty friggn awsomme and i luv u and i think ur blogs cool even though i dont understand how these things work:)and ill def. vote for you when u run for MRS. PRESIDENT (u can run against condi rice:) and ill def run against john for vice president. i never talked to him but im sure im better:) just KIDDING. and i never agreed with a statement of yours as much as i do with.. BOYS ARE SO OVERRATED! well tell me if u get this ok? cuz i dont even know where its gonna go:) love ya girl... me

6:37 PM, January 19, 2006  
Anonymous Miriam said...

If Erika V. dumps Sickma and picks up Maria for veep, then I'll vote for her. Boys are over-rated. They are mean and untrustworthy.

7:11 PM, January 19, 2006  
Blogger Darselo said...

I'll design your buttons and posters for the campaign if you like... I've always felt sorry for boys, having to go through life being such jerks (or dimwits, it varies by case) and never being able to experience the happiness that comes with a really great dress.

10:02 PM, January 19, 2006  
Blogger Eva Lemmon..? said...

Do I get huge cash incentives to hang around in your lobby? And will you give me a cushy desk job If I don't let out super secret info about your past, so your political enemies can impeach you?

10:23 PM, January 19, 2006  
Blogger Petunia McGillicuddy said...

If you win I'm going underground. No boys? I mean, I realize that's really no different from my life right now, but gosh, at least I still have some HOPE!!

11:04 PM, January 19, 2006  
Blogger scarlatti said...

vote for erika in the U.S!!!!\
vote for miskinivitch in S.A!!! (i'll tell you when im running, who my running mate will be and stuff, as soon as i know)
vote for john as VP!!!1
VIVA LE NATION!!!

7:55 AM, January 20, 2006  
Blogger Eva Lemmon..? said...

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miskinivitch on 08!!!!!!! Yayayayayaya!!!

9:25 AM, January 20, 2006  
Anonymous skater said...

Bias!!!! Stop the presses!!! Arrest miss Unkown, for she is spreading slanderous untruths about guys!!!!
Joking. Very, ah, interesting post erika. Know that you will have my vote, even though I disagree with certain of your policies.
skater

10:40 AM, January 20, 2006  
Blogger Eva Lemmon..? said...

Who is Unkown? I don't know, but none the less, the people demand Miskinivitch in 08!!!

2:31 PM, January 20, 2006  
Blogger Erika said...

Ben, you can be Secretary of Awesome. Your job description shall be Awesome. You will be awesome.

John, as my VP it would indeed be very controversial of you WERE gay!!

Maria, what would I do w.ocha girl?? You can be part of my people to. I KNOW, you can be head of enforcing the law about bf's and gf's!! You shall be my Secretary of Relationships.

Miriam, I have no clue who you are, but I CAN'T impeach john!! You should def. still vote for me though, k? And not ALL boys are mean and untrustworthy...just some of 'em I spose.

Darci, you certainly may be in charge of publicity and all things art. You shall be the Secretary of Publicity.

Evie, I AM VANUNKNOWN HELLO!! Also, my dear, you dont KNOW any secrets about my past!! Come to think of it, I don't really HAVE any secrets that could get me impeached. However, you can hang around my campaign headquarters and stuff if you want. You shall be the Secretary of Hanging Out.

Petunia, you misunderstand me my dear!! There will certainly still be boys, and we will be encouraged to be friends and stuff with 'em, its just that you won't be allowed to have a BOYFRIEND. Get it now? So don't go underground, and DEF. vote for me!!

Scarlett, sounds wonderful!! We can be co-runners!! We can commiserate about the horrors of running for public office together and stuff. Can't wait to hear campaign details.

Chris, you OWE me one, remember?? You HAVE to vote for me!!

2:49 PM, January 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. first you need to become a lawyer...MOST of our presidents have been lawyers, you know.
2. you need to get a political party to endorse you.
3. you need scads of $$$. hmmm...keep working! Don't give up your day-job yet! Erika in 2020! Yeah!

4:45 PM, January 21, 2006  
Blogger eChuckler said...

I assume that you'll continue to break news on your platform at TDI, Erika? After all, we were first with news of your campaign!!! :)

6:12 PM, January 21, 2006  
Blogger Dren said...

It also helps to have a good militaty carrear. In my History book, a lot of the presidents were voted in for becoming famous for fighting Native Americans and stuff.

8:28 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Chaz said...

I'd run against you, but as of now, a Canadian can't be president.

I guess I'll just have to give you menacing looks from afar.

I will run on a Violence, Not Silence platform, or maybe one based on Extermination, Not Meditation.

10:15 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Chaz said...

I forgot to wish you good luck.

10:16 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger scarlatti said...

OVER THROW THE TERRORIST REIGN!!! VOTE FOR ERIKA!!!! im wierd. but you do have my vote, as everyone knows, i am a responsible citizen. psh

9:50 AM, January 24, 2006  
Blogger Erika said...

Anon, who are you?? Why can't you bloody people give NAMES so at least I can tell you apart?? Anyway, being a lawyer may well work. However, I do believe that takes quite a bit of schooling, and 2020 is fast approaching you know!! I KNOW, YOU can be the lawyer and be my...attorney general? As for the political party and money part...thats coming along nicely, have no fear.

Chuck, YOU didn't name TEI The ERIKA institute, so alas, I HAVE no platform!!

Darren, nice to see you here!! There aren't really that many native americans running around waiting to be fought is the problem. That and I'd be a TERRIBLE soldier!!

CHAZ, how COULD you?? I was looking forward to you being on my cabinet!! You can be the Secretary of...Oooh, I know, Travel!! That way since ur from canooktika you know all about that, n then plus you've been to like, Guatamala or w.e it was, so ur all set. I'll send you on trips all over the place, hows that??

Scarlett, I love you fruit!! Miss ya tons. And OBVIUOSLY ur a responsible citizen. With you on my side I'll EASILY win!!

9:10 PM, January 25, 2006  
Blogger Dren said...

You can join the salvation army though. Just think of the good press.

7:22 PM, January 26, 2006  
Blogger born2fly said...

WOMAN PRES!! GO ERIKA!

9:07 AM, February 11, 2006  
Anonymous Guitar Master said...

I wish I could blog as good as you, but what I can do is give you a nice Guitar Lesson!

11:28 PM, July 24, 2006  

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